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E.V.I.L.
Empathetic Villians In League
An organization for fans of plotting, scheming, and other tenets of villainy.
Already convinced?
Join Us.
like for real. actually.
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private matter, public stain
a brief introduction
for villains, by villians!


Villainy is about mindset. It's not about doing what is right or what is good. It's about doing whatever you set your mind to with style and conviction. But the thing about villains is we often work alone. Where exactly have all the decent henchmen gone?! Well no longer. Welcome to E.V.I.L. A network of villains for villains by villains.

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mission statement

We the Villains uphold the tenets of the Villianous Path. We swear to scheme, plot, and conspire our way to victory and success. We swear to let no do-gooder divert us. We swear to help our fellow antagonists in their fight for glory. Let no villain practice villainy alone.

conceal • blend • apply • repeat • conceal • blend • apply • repeat •
no, for real. what is this?

WELCOME to my lair of silliness. The point of E.V.I.L. is to spread whimsy and joy and good vibes with the aesthetics of villainy.

Why villainy?

Because being a villain is freeing. Villains do things for their own satisfaction and style points. They are the ultimate aura farming ideal. Not to mention that villains are meticulous. They have vision and conviction to bring that vision to reality. Like I said, villainy is about mindset. If you approach life with the mindset of a villain, you are more likely to see satisfactory results.

Tenets of Villainy
  • plotting
  • scheming
  • conspiring
  • and, of course, monologuing
too long, didn't read
the villainous path

plots = just for you

schemes = your tri-state area

conspiracies = for villains everywhere

monologues = what's the point if you don't reveal your 12-step plan for success?

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surface management
still visible under makeup
my E.V.I.L. page (as an example) my email
how to join the network

It's simple. Set up your own page for your E.V.I.L. activities. It should have an area for all the plots and schemes you've made with descriptions of those plans. It can also have your villainous persona and other related style and flavor, but that isn't required. (But remember villains love aura farming.) Then shoot me an email with a link to the page and your villianous alias. After that, I'll verify your page, offer any notes I have, and then add you to the network on this very page.

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IT'S A
CONSPIRACY!!!

What's the point of a villain network if you can't tap into it for your villainous plans?

Welcome, then, to your place to conspire with your fellows.

I AM A MASTERMIND
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Sticky Note Chaos!

A quest to spread sticky note entropy across the globe.

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they're everywhere!!
Sticky Note Chaos!

A quest to spread sticky note entropy across the globe.

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they're everywhere!!
Sticky Note Chaos!

A quest to spread sticky note entropy across the globe.

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they're everywhere!!
Sticky Note Chaos!

A quest to spread sticky note entropy across the globe.

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So you want to start a conspiracy of your own? Excellent...

This works similarly to joining the network, and you'll have to be part of the network to start a conspiracy.

The founder of a conspiracy is called a mastermind. Masterminds will have to make a page for their conspiracy explaining what it is and how to participate. Maybe you want submissions through email or photos to put up on the conspiracy's page. It's up to you how you want to handle showcasing your conspiracy, but masterminds must link to the E.V.I.L. pages of all of the conspiracy's contributors on the conspiracy's page. Credit where credit is due, yeah?

Once you've made the page, email me a link and a short description. I'll verify the page, and perhaps I'll clarify how it will work, then put it up on this very page.

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how to become a mastermind
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I TRIED TO KEEP IT TO MYSELF! BUT IT WAS ALREADY OUT!!!
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statement / correction / denial
public before private
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